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spelling problem
Posted Wednesday November 26 2003, 3:15 pm
i cant spell and im proud of it am i normal?
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What does it mean to be 'goth'?
Posted Tuesday November 25 2003, 11:30 pm
Well, what does it mean?
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wicca
Posted Tuesday November 25 2003, 7:17 pm
is any one wiccan becuase i sorta am i mean i havent been initiated yet or anything but i go threw these fases where i am wicca and othrs when i really am not so i was wondering because i cant really learn this stuff by myselkf cause i am one of those peopel i mean i have been studying on and off for like a year so i wanted to no if anyone can help me becuase i really like wicca but i need help with it
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Quick! Put me to sleep!
Posted Sunday November 23 2003, 4:17 am
It's obscenely early in the morning, I've not yet gotten to sleep. How do I GET to sleep?
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aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted Sunday November 23 2003, 12:08 am
I think I'm addicted to the internet. I'v been on for at least 6 hours today. The thing is though, I don't know if me being on this long partly has to do with the fact that I hardly go on all week becasue I don't have the time. Is there any way somebody can help me. The time is 12:07 am right now and I got on at 8:30 (probably only taking a 30 minute to an hour break)
I feel so crappy!
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Stupidity
Posted Sunday November 23 2003, 12:04 am
I know this may sound very stupid, and I knwo there's nothign us girls can do about it...but just let me vent...
Am I the only one who thinks it's irritationg that only girls go through periods, having the baby (even though its a blessing, but it hurts), and they are the one's who are mostly aboused by men adn get made fun of sometimes for doing certain things that men are usually known for doing most of the time, even thuogh women can too. It just makes me so mad, becasue the boys rub it in our faces and the only thing that hurts them is when they get hit in the wrong place. I'm sorry this is just stupid and I don't have anything against the males about this but I just wanted to get everything out and see if I'm the only one who feels this way.
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Posted Thursday November 20 2003, 11:18 pm
A calibrated sioux engine stole Bob Marleys condom case, and now the cops are after me. I didnt do anything wrong, but still they think I broke into a museum and ate the cheese from the library display in the cadaver section a-e. I really need help and my fish broke up with me. I dont know what I am going to do with a baby on the way. We had such good times...HELP!
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reality TV on fox
Posted Tuesday November 18 2003, 11:28 pm
please can you help me end my addiction to horribly insulting reality television shows? it's like when i'm channel surfing and one's on i can't not stop on one... the more degrading the better. i don't know what it is about seeing people exploited, i'm just facinated by it, but for some reason i feel dumber after watching these things, like they suck out my IQ or something. is there hope?
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humor
Posted Sunday November 16 2003, 11:44 pm
Like, OMIGOD, i like really like this guy who i was dating for like a year and he like cheated on me and like i'm like 12 and like will he like me if i like flip my hair and like put on the right makeup and like stuff my bra, like would that get him back? i'm so desperate like, please help!
Okay, I lied. I'm 17 and I've got tears in my eyes after reading all of the questions you get and laughing hysterically. How do you put up with these bullshit questions? If I were you I'd jump through the computer and smack half these people into next Thursday. Kbye.
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philosophical problems...
Posted Sunday November 16 2003, 1:01 am
I keep seeing signs everywhere that read, "You are a brain in a vat." Is this the central computer trying to tell me that the world around me is just an illusion? Or is some philosophy major just messing with my head?
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Mother nature's sense of humour
Posted Friday November 7 2003, 5:41 pm
Why in the heck do I still have zits at 31? This is ridiculous! My grandmother promised me they would go away, but now she is the only thing that has gone away. Will they go away after I have children? Is it hopeless?
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Posted Tuesday November 4 2003, 8:34 am
Why is the world so sexist?
IT really "steams my broccoli" if ya know what i mean.
I hate it. i am a feminist also and at a pretty young age, and i'm picked on at school. I just flick them off and leave though.hahahahaha!!!
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pregnancy
Posted Tuesday October 28 2003, 9:31 am
i normally get my period every 21 days like clock work. I was supposed to have it 4 days ago and haven't gotten it yet. I'm really worried that something is going on. To be possibly pregnant right know would not be good. My parents would not take it well at all. Me either actually. I don't feel any different,except no period. Tell me what you think?
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popcorn popping
Posted Saturday October 18 2003, 2:51 pm
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
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My shoes are on fire.
Posted Saturday October 18 2003, 11:33 am
So I was walking this evening and I accidently stepped into some kerosene. I just shrug it off and keep walking with my jazz hands lookin' all cool when this guy runs by and yells "That building is on fire!" So I start running towards it all like "yeah, who's your hero now?" with my jazz hands, looking cool. I get next to the firy part and my shoes are on fire randomly. Now I'm on a laptop someone gave me. What should I do?!
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Permanent dark cicles under my eyes.
Posted Saturday October 18 2003, 6:03 am
I always seem to have dark circles under my eyes,always. I wear glasses so they're not that noticeable but I'd still rather not have them.
I get about 9 1/2 on school nights and a little more on the weekends so it shouldn't be solely lack of sleep.
Does anyone have any ideas why I've got them or how I could get rid of them?
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so i'm sailing aboard a ship
Posted Sunday October 12 2003, 10:16 am
so i'm sailing aboard a ship n noticed there are a few holes in it. microsoft has told my friend that we shud fill them. what shud we fill them with??? we could use socks but we rnt sure cos they mite just soak up the water from the sea n the earth will b dry! can u suggest a sock substitte?
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If toast always lands butter-side down
Posted Sunday October 12 2003, 10:15 am
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to a cat and drop it? My first friend said that the cat would eat the toast. My 2nd friend wanted to know what kind of toast: rye, or sourdough, and when I said it was regular white bread, she bit me. I said that the cat and toast would be sucked into a rift in the space-time continuum and the world would end. Who is right?
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everywhere I go, Oompa Loompas follow me
Posted Sunday October 12 2003, 10:14 am
I don't know why, but everywhere I go, Oompa Loompas follow me. They laugh and call me George. I've been thinking of flying away on my spaceship i.e. banana peel and going to live on the planet of cheese-in-a-can, but I'm not sure if they have cable there. Do you have any idea if the planet has cable, or if there is any way to avoid the Oompa Loompas? Please help, they already took my sanity! 'Twas all pink and sparkly!
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Why are squirrels such vicious and demonic rodents?
Posted Sunday October 12 2003, 10:08 am
Why are squirrels such vicious and demonic rodents?
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