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Stupidity
I know this may sound very stupid, and I knwo there's nothign us girls can do about it...but just let me vent...
Am I the only one who thinks it's irritationg that only girls go through periods, having the baby (even though its a blessing, but it hurts), and they are the one's who are mostly aboused by men adn get made fun of sometimes for doing certain things that men are usually known for doing most of the time, even thuogh women can too. It just makes me so mad, becasue the boys rub it in our faces and the only thing that hurts them is when they get hit in the wrong place. I'm sorry this is just stupid and I don't have anything against the males about this but I just wanted to get everything out and see if I'm the only one who feels this way.
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Your not.. and plus honestly we the girls are the only ones strong enough to have a baby because they would cry.. they cant handle that pain and there voice cracks haha thats funny! and we are allowed to show our emotions but if a guy does... then its kinda wierd but you feel bad for them anyways.. but your not the only one your not a random wierdo-trix
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Okay first, you're right about not being able to stop our period (until menopause) or having babies (just dont have sex), but there is plenty you can do about the other stuff. The only reason women are made fun of when they do somethnig like burp a lot, or cuss or have sex without being called a slut. Just do it and then make fun of all of the girls and boys who make fun of you (these narrow-minded people are also know as preps, twinkies, a scary christian people, no offense to anyone who's christian, but they're really creepy! especially Bob Jones University. my oldest sis goes there. -_-;;; Scarey, ne?) And if a boy tries to make fun of you or hurt you, take a karate class, or do something that'll cost less and make him shorter than you, because if he's hurting you, all he needs is a swift kick in the pants. That should make him quite unhappy, yes. (you can tell I like reaking havok on people. MUAHAHAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!)
(You will obey me. I am the evil overlord of the universe.)
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I know exactly how you feel... whenever I start thinking about this topic too much I get depressed and pissed at whoever the creator of the universe is. I think its really unfair but try not to think about it. I just think of how stupid some of the guys I know are and relish in that sad comfort.
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oh baby.....its not just women who have that PMSing type of stuff. It turns out that men actually can get IMS (irritable male syndrome) IM SERIOUS! go to the internet and look it up. when men make fun of you for PMS or somethin, you now have a great comeback!
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It makes me mad that women are considered the "weaker sex" when most men can't even stand in the room while their wives or girlfriends are going through childbirth.
D'oh.
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heres wut women go through and its kinda funny
Why Women are Crabby:
We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find
anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts So
bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable Training
bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have
calluses on our backs.
Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along
with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone
crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert
tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.
Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for
the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your
uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with
his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all
the fuss was about.
Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and
water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over
Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we
learn to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily
kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we're having
Rosemary's Baby. Our once flat bellies now look like we swallowed a
watermelon whole and we pee our pants every time we sneeze. When the big
moment arrives, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions will invariably
burst right in the middle of the mall and we'll waddle with our big
cartoon feet moaning in pain all the way to the ER. Then it's huff and
puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs.
Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more (or 10 ) good push,"
warranting a strong, well- deserved impulse to punch the bastard (and
hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed
10lb bowling ball through a keyhole.
After that, it's time to raise those angels only to find that when all
that "cute" wears
off, the beautiful little darlings morph into walking, jabbering, wet,
gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines. The teen years.
Need I say more? The kids are almost grown
now and we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our mid-30's to early
40's while
hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday (which just happens to
be the reason all that early hot man sex got you pregnant in the first
place).
Now we hit the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all
womanhood. It's either take the HRT and chance cancer in those now
seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a
hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite
the head off anything that moves.
Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men when men get
off so easy INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the
woods without soaking their socks...
Now I love being a woman but "Womanhood" would make the Great Ghandi a
tad crabby. Women are the "weaker sex"? Yeah right. Bite me.
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May every male have kidney stones ;) only then will they feel our pain... yes it is annoying, however while we have periods men to have monthly periods of time that there hormones are irregular and there for they too get a form of PMS. Well anyways the thing is a woman, rather than beating each other up work to mentally mess with each other, we call each other fat, spread roamers and abuse mentally. We don't get abused in our relationships more, no sir, we just get abused physically, but men get abused mentally. We may think its not fair and equal, and that's pretty true, but just think, we don't have a penis clouding our judgment, we live longer, and we have overcame a whole lot more adversity as far as getting our rights then men did... so there...
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