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so i'm sailing aboard a ship
so i'm sailing aboard a ship n noticed there are a few holes in it. microsoft has told my friend that we shud fill them. what shud we fill them with??? we could use socks but we rnt sure cos they mite just soak up the water from the sea n the earth will b dry! can u suggest a sock substitte?
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dont sail in a ship with holes
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Um...... uh......butter would do the trick...Yup uh huh, uh huh.
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Chop up the nastiest person on the boat and use various body parts to block up the holes.
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Put some hair in the sock then put the sock inside the hole. That way, if the sock starts to absorb the water, the hair can slap the sock silly.
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You should make a bunch of different sized corks to fit the various holes in the hull in order to allow you to get your ship to the nearest repair center. Hopefully it is still under warranty, otherwise, the repairs may be quite expensive.
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A dictionary.
Read it first, though.
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playdoh. or duct tape. duct tape fixes all. youd be surprised.
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If your boat is wood, use wood. If your boat is metal, use metal.
It's not that complicated.
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