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Question Posted Thursday November 20 2003, 11:18 pm

A calibrated sioux engine stole Bob Marleys condom case, and now the cops are after me. I didnt do anything wrong, but still they think I broke into a museum and ate the cheese from the library display in the cadaver section a-e. I really need help and my fish broke up with me. I dont know what I am going to do with a baby on the way. We had such good times...HELP!

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orphans answered Saturday December 6 2003, 5:14 pm:
Oh yeah, sorry about the cheese thing. I was hungry and craving cheese. It's all gone now.
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