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Posted Saturday March 6 2004, 11:28 pm

I'm 13 years old and I have a 2.5 inch long penis when it gets a boner. If I asked any of you women out there, would you suck it?

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So.. what is it?


Posted Saturday March 6 2004, 11:22 pm

What is the meaning of life?

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Who else eat chips crumbs first?


Posted Saturday February 28 2004, 3:05 pm

I like to eat the crumbs, and small ones first, even if I have to dig deep in the bag. Sometimes, I dump them out to get to the small ones. People think I'm weird. Am I?

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I'm having a headache...


Posted Thursday February 26 2004, 7:16 pm

What can I do about those annoying idiots online who never bother to spell anything right? (a.k.a. newbies). They're really annoying! Everytime I run into one online I just want to stab a fork into an electrical socket... It tingles, but then you die. Can anyone help?

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i dunno what this colom is used 4 but....


Posted Thursday February 26 2004, 1:51 pm

i want to write a poem, im not sure what to write about and im not good at making them up lol i will send anyone my poems if they wanna read them. i have one called love lost. that one was acctually good lol. anyways, i need a poetry partner or someone that can help me write a poem 4 my (hopefully) boyfriend.

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Kingdom Hearts


Posted Monday February 23 2004, 12:22 am

Hey People it's MiSSc!
I'm playing the PlayStation2 Game called Kingdom Hearts. Ok, this is for the people who have/are playing(ed) it. OK. Right now I'm in Neverland for the second time...and I'm almost done with the game. So Sora found Tink and was like, "I can't understand her" so peter pan talked to her and she said that somethings at the Clock Tower. So Sora went to the Clock Tower and there was a Headless Shadow (not sure what it's called) and so I had to attack it. And it gave Peter Pan, i think 10 seconds and then he died, and then Goofy had 10 seconds and then I had 10 seconds and died.
Then I noticed there was this ball under him and i tried hitting it and put fire and blizzard and thunder and all the...

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famous people


Posted Saturday February 21 2004, 12:09 am

Has anybody ever met a famous person...and if so, who?
Just wondering (hehe)

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PLeeeease help


Posted Friday February 20 2004, 1:35 pm

Im so scared because I just had my period a few months ago and Im 12 yrs old. thats not what im worried about though. i fingred myself and I dont know how deep i went but it wasnt that deep i dont think, but then I went to the bathroom and i saw that i was bleeding from my vagina but i don know if its from my period or not...its almost around the time when i usually have it but im scared because did anything bad happen when i fingred myself? or is it just my period?

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Mean People


Posted Thursday February 19 2004, 9:01 pm

Why are people so mean?? Are any of you like that...you know...where you think you're too good for everybody else? (tell the truth) Because I want to know what you guys think...and I just hate life sometimes. I pay them NO MIND...but it's just sad...to watch how other people squirm under their wrath...I hate it...


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Posted Thursday February 19 2004, 11:29 am

Did you see where my sanity went? I need to catch it and sacrivice it to the Gods of Randomness.

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What does 69 mean?


Posted Wednesday February 18 2004, 7:16 pm

I know 69 mans something gross but what? I've aske dmy friends and they are like you don't know?? BUt then they only know its something gross too. What is it?

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a song!


Posted Friday February 13 2004, 9:54 pm

oops i did it again
i got tangled up
in the computer cord
oh no, oh no

oops i think that im stuck
and im getting bored
ya
im not that innocent

yoyoyoyoyo. yoyoyoyoyoyo.
oh, that isnt the cordstuck to me is it?
yes, its all tangled up just to annoy me!
awww... that sucks.

i'm still just sitting down here
got nothin to do
got nowhere to go
oh baby baby

oops i got tangled up
lost in the
computer game
and now im stuck here...

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help


Posted Saturday February 7 2004, 1:14 am

how do I becom a better speler and reder? Im deslecksic

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Posted Tuesday January 27 2004, 7:41 pm

I know this person, he's not a real being, more like an anthropomorphic manifestation, but I feel he doesn't like me. What can I do?

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Names


Posted Saturday January 24 2004, 9:52 pm

Can someone give me some names for a girl and a boy, please? I love writing stories, but I don't know any good names! PLEASE help!

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help


Posted Saturday January 24 2004, 9:11 am

ok jessica my friend to me nick liked me and ect. then she asked if he asked for my number should she give it to him. i said no, but then the next day jessica and her boyfriend andrew called me (3-wayed) the andrew to jessica to leave the phone for a minute and he started askin if i would have a 3- some wit him and jessica since jessica isn't good in bed(me and jessica play like we go out but we are 2 gurls and we arent that way) then he asked if i would have sex with him, then he asked if i would ahve sex with him and nick, and then askd if i would have sex with nick. for like teh whole time he was askin where he stands with him and nick ect. well after a while andrew and jessica wanted to chat on the phone together. like 20minutes passed ...

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all...sick...and stuff...


Posted Friday January 23 2004, 5:40 pm

I feel very sick lately.
after walking up the stairs or standing or walking for a bit i feel like i might vomit.
it hurts to breath in deep and i cough alot and it hurts my sides. alot. today after standing in the hall way, going downstairs and walking down the block i almost threw up, kept gaging and coughing which hurt so much i was doubled over, and it hurt to move.
what could this be?


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mucus...BLAH!!!


Posted Friday January 16 2004, 10:26 am

ewwww.......I am constantly spitting out green mucus in a styrofoam cup as we speak...any thing that will get rid of it? Help! its so gross...

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I want to become a writer


Posted Tuesday January 13 2004, 4:38 pm

What does everyone here do to become a better writer? I want to be a writer when I grow up and I want to know if there are any writing excercises to become a better one. I know reading helps...but I'm just always in a writers block because all my writing is the same and it gets frustrating.
Know any way to improve my writing?
Anything...even if you think it sounds stupid.
Thanks! :)

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Here To Help again


Posted Monday January 12 2004, 7:44 pm

By the way, I don't care if I SEEM desperate.I just want to help people if they want help...sorry for spazzing out before but you guys can get really harsh even if you didn't mean to.

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