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Pull my trigger
Posted Sunday February 24 2013, 5:38 pm
I need to get my life together. I have all the tools...just a little push. The next year and a half is going to make or break me. I'm a junior in college and I'm trying to get into graduate school. If i don't get my act together, get straight A's, and make my resume as amazing as possible...I don't see that happening...and my lifeplan will be shot to hell..
SO....this is where you come in...
ANYONE
its not much i would appreciate ANYTHING from ANYONE.
I just need some motivation...
It could be a movie that really inspires you...a song...a book..a quote....something your grandma said last week.
I need a trigger to get me started
I have been so de...
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Can I get in trouble for this?
Posted Tuesday February 19 2013, 6:42 pm
18/f.
I'm just wondering if I could get into any kind of legal trouble for posting loser guys kiks on craiglist? Sometimes I'll have guys I don't know randomly kik me pictures of their penis without ever prompting or asking or even being WARNED. To get some satisfaction for myself I thought of posting their kiks on craigslist in the man seeking man section but I don't want to if I could get into serious trouble. Can I? I didn't think so since you can easily block people on the kik app but then again, I don't know for sure.
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Forgot a movie
Posted Sunday February 17 2013, 6:54 pm
What was that movie in the 90s (i think) ... it may have even been on lifetime. Where this woman, and I believe she was innocent, was stoned to death. It seemed like it wasn't a movie that was set in the "old times" but i could be wrong. All I remember is these two children (i think they were boys) picking names out of a box, and this woman's name was picked and her entire town began to stone her. Morbid, I know. But any ideas??
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Veronica Mars.
Posted Wednesday February 13 2013, 10:01 pm
I've been throwing around the idea of watching Veronica Mars for about a month now. I know it got cancelled, but was in cancelled abruptly? Like did it leave off with some big cliffhangers or anything like that? I can deal with 1 or 2 small things being left out but nothing big, you know? I just don't wanna start watching it if it ended with huge info gaps.
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Valentines plans
Posted Wednesday February 13 2013, 5:32 am
I need help its our first valentine day together. I was planning a days trip to either Philadelphia or New York City then coming back home for dinner and a movie to end the day but could someone help me out with what to do during the day in Philly or NYC? Where to go what to do kinda romantic like. Also we live in northeastern pa. Any other ideas around here like a day at the spa somewhere? I don't know of any places. Please help NYC or Philly are the main ideas we are both 20 by the way
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Getting over fear of driving.
Posted Sunday February 10 2013, 1:47 pm
18/F
I'm afraid to drive. I fully admit that. The thought of handling this huge car terrifies me. Plus things like parallel parking and backing up? Forget it.
I don't even have my permit yet but I'm working on that since I don't need to actually get behind the wheel for that. I'm not really afraid as a passenger. I do notice that I usually constantly hold on to something while in the car with someone and I tense up when a car even remotely looks like it has a chance of hitting us.
Anyway, I can't live my life not knowing how to drive. I don't wanna be THAT person or THAT friend that always needs to be picked up and driven around. I can't work without being able to drive also.
I live in a small tow...
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What's the app?
Posted Friday February 8 2013, 5:40 pm
Recently this app I see people post pictures of on fb has been getting super popular and I wanna play it. But the people I see playing it I don't talk to so I feel weird asking random people the app.
So you seem to get 4 pictures that are all the same somehow and you need to guess the word. It's kinda like draw something for instead of drawing and guessing, the app seems to randomly generate 4 images that are connected somehow.
For example, this person on fb posted a screenshot asking what the word was and the 4 pictures she had were a clock, a lightbulb, a girl in pjs, and a set of 3 cups. The the word ended up being Cyan (which was a color that was in all 4 pictures)
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Dream interpretation
Posted Wednesday January 30 2013, 10:31 am
The other night I dreamt about me going out with this guy in one of my classes, and it was really great.
We don't talk unless its to do work and then we only talk about the work.And I wasn't thinking about him at all during the day before the dream.
But ever since I've had this dream I really like this guy-whereas I didn't before.
I don't normally believe in dream interpretation, but now I really do think that dreams mean somehting.
Just wondering if anyone knows what this could mean or knows any good dream interpretation sites?
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Should I move?
Posted Sunday January 27 2013, 7:17 pm
About 2 years ago my mom and brother moved down south to live with my grandma to help her out after my grandpa died. I stayed here in NY because I wasnt ready to leave yet (friends, etc) and I was already going to college. I now have a job and still go to school 2 years later, but after visiting my mom I really do miss her and my whole family. I mean my whole family lives down south now pretty much. I live with my boyfriend up here but we're always on and off but I do care about him. And in NY everythings really expensive anyway,so I have been wanting to move down south. But, I think whats holding me back is the fact that I still do care about my boyfriend and all of my friends are up here. What should I do? Should I move down where my family is or stay here?
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Is Cotton Candy a real food???
Posted Sunday January 27 2013, 12:26 pm
Okay so I was hanging out with a friend and she asked me what my favorite food is and I said Cotton Candy and she said it isn't a real food. So who do you think is right.
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Is the mac & cheese edible?
Posted Wednesday January 23 2013, 3:17 pm
Super random question ha.
18/F not that it really matters.
So my dad went food shopping last week and got me 4 boxes of Souffers mac & cheese that you heat up in the microwave. He had gotten them out of the open freezer in our grocery store so he thought since it was open that it was actually the refrigerated section and put the 4 boxes of mac & cheese into our fridge when he got home.
It was no more then 10 hours later that I noticed his mistake and moved them to the freezer.
A few days after I did that my mom came to visit and I was telling her about it and she said it might not be safe to eat them now and that I probably should have just kept them in the fridge and cooke...
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Seaside Heights re entry after Sandy?
Posted Sunday January 13 2013, 5:27 pm
I've tried Googling for information but I can only find news articles from around November about Seaside after Hurricane Sandy, nothing recent it seems. I'm just curious as to how things are going down there. I heard some people are allowed to move back to their homes? Is that true? Are people allowed to move back to their apartments now?
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Unclickable YouTube buttons.
Posted Friday January 4 2013, 10:39 pm
For a few months now I've been unable to click the buttons list on Youtube:
-Subscribe
-Thumbs up/down buttons on both video and comments
-Share button
-Add to button
-My channel button on the upper right (UNLESS I'm on the Youtube homepage. If I'm at someone else's channel or video I can't click on my channel without first going to the homepage.
Comments section, I can't click the box, it will not allow me to type any comment in any video.
I want to say these problems started when Youtube changed it's layout to that terrible new one a few months back but I'm not entirely sure. I just know this problem has been going on for at least 3 months.
I ignored it at first and t...
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Why is cultural heritage so important when it just encourages xenophobia?
Posted Saturday December 29 2012, 2:36 pm
I've lived in different countries in different continents from a young age, and I'm very grateful. Growing up, I used to not understand where things like racism or xenophobia came from, because all places felt like home to me. It's not something fixed, like a city or country, it's about being anywhere with people you love. So I'm always eager to learn and experience different cultures, but it hurts that when someone is only used to living with one specific culture, they don't want it to be changed in any way. I used to think xenophobia was only about so-called "white man" countries, but it exists world wide. In Japan, if you don't have Japanese heritage and don't "look" a certain way, you're not welcomed. And there's sti...
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Instagram: Changing your username and getting people to use your new one?
Posted Friday December 28 2012, 10:14 pm
I changed my user Name on Instagram but I've noticed that when people tag me in a comment they're still using my old username. How can I fix this?
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a Poem i wrote
Posted Friday December 28 2012, 8:32 pm
Heres a poem that i wrote tips and advice feedback are all welcome.Do you know any good sites for this?
Two cold hands cover my eyes
I hide from the world
Pain overwhelms me
but at least I can feel
If it all ends soon
I think I'd be fine
You seemed to be deaf to my shreiks of agony
But you hear me now?
Mever so alone here
One more cut
deep and clean and I'm done.
No more cold
pain
shame
ugly
worry
agony
hiding
blood
yes with this one cut---
I end it all.
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Silicone Bracelets
Posted Saturday December 22 2012, 9:26 pm
Does anyone know what the cheapest silicone bracelet website is? to create your own? I want to buy and sell a large number of bracelets for senior year. "SENIORS 2013" Is what it would say, ANY feedback iS APPRECIATED. thank you <3
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I am SS African, so WHY is my middle name Chinese, and last name in Hebrew?
Posted Sunday December 16 2012, 11:46 pm
I had never even thought about it until today. My family is Cameroonian. They're from deep in the country, and in a city that did not contribute to the slave trade (thank god), according to one of my grandmothers. When I go home for college, for Christmas break I will have SO many questions, though, because of what I've learned in the past couple days from totally geeking out on the internet.
Because of privacy, I'm not going to reveal my name here, but I had ALWAYS wondered what exactly our names meant (as in, people of my ethnicity/culture), and where our people came from. Around the Nigeria and Cameroon area was the beginning of the Bantu expansion, but I couldn't find precise information of what happened earlier, or even ...
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Under The Tuscan Sun+Purchasing a Villa
Posted Tuesday December 4 2012, 10:13 pm
How accurate is that? She can't be over 50 in the film and she goes to Italy and buys a villa (which I'm sure you can do) but then she stays there and she never goes back to the USA. I have not found anywhere in the world that you can just go to and stay indefinitely, it's always like 90 days max unless you have a visa, and she didn't have a workers visa or anything. So how is something like this possible or is it pure theatrics, because I read that it was based off of a book where a woman actually did this, but I don't know how old the woman was, but either way, even if she was of retirement age, wouldn't she have to come back to the US at least ever 6 months? I mean, I know that it could have been just for the sake of telling the story wi...
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Birthday Quote
Posted Sunday December 2 2012, 10:10 pm
For my best friend's 21'st birthday I am decorating a champagne bottle, and I want to include a quote. Does anyone have any quotes that are about drinking, friendship, birthdays etc??
Thanks so much!
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