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Weird posing trends?


Posted Friday March 7 2014, 7:30 pm

Why is it so popular for girls to look constipated or like they're eating their sweater/necklace, or make a duck face in pictures? Or the ones where they take their smartphone and stand infront of the mirror, taking pictures looking at the display of their smartphone and not even at the camera? I understand that you maybe want your full body to be on the picture but why look at the display when you're taking it?
Wherever I go, I see these pictures on facebook/instagram etc.
I personally don't know why they're so popular. I mean there is nothing really beautiful about making a weird face, like you're either smelling something bad or have to go to the bathroom.
Yes, some of these girls do have a pretty face, but why make ...

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can someone explain this kid to me?


Posted Thursday March 6 2014, 8:27 pm

There's this kid who picks on little girls, (mostly physical), tried to kiss my friend, tells off teachers, annoys kids in my grade by pushing, biting ,punching (he punched my friend in the stomach for not letting him touch a button in a book), and was sent to the princable's office countless times. Why don't they just expel him? When he's mad he shakes. I find it weird. Why is he like this?????? It's crazy.

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You can't handle the truth!


Posted Saturday March 1 2014, 7:39 am

There are these two girls in my class that every time someone says anything with the word "truth" in it the other starts screaming at her that she can't handle the truth and everyone thinks it is funny except me and my friend Amber. Why is this funny at all?

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Doing things in the dark


Posted Tuesday February 4 2014, 11:17 pm

I know this sounds odd, but I just want to know about this. I get to do lots of things in the dark, I feel comfortable being in the dark for some reason. My concern is, is it dangerous or perjudicial for my eyes? For my sight? Can I get short-sighted due to this? Thanks in advance!

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Watch movies together online


Posted Wednesday January 29 2014, 2:52 am

How can I watch a movie online with another person? I already know how the Skype share screen but neither of us are subscribed to skype and therefor cant use it. We've tried synaptop and watch2gether or whatever it's called. Neither work or don't have anything to watch on them. Needs to be free. And we don't wanna do the "you press play when I do" thing

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Deactivating Netflix on broken PS3?


Posted Saturday January 18 2014, 3:58 pm

How can I deactivate/deauthorize/disconnect Netflix on a PS3 that no longer turns on? I couldn't seem to find an option for it from my Netflix account settings on the computer.

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Just cause you want a bruise doesn't mean to falsely accuse someone


Posted Friday January 17 2014, 3:59 am

How do you know that that person wasn't asking about giving themselves a bruise because they want to self harm? You aren't good at reading between the lines, you can't tell the intention of someone who asks a question on the internet. That person vaguely said why they wanted to give them self a bruise and said it was important. Maybe it was important because they felt they wanted to harm them self but wasn't sure how to get a bruise. People who want to self harm ask how to cut themselves without it hurting to much or how to burn themselves. I'm not making the assumption that's what they wanted, but you can't make the assumption that they want to falsely accuse someone of physically bullying them. Don't act like you know it all and try to spread justice around.

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creepy rhymes or childrens songs?


Posted Monday January 13 2014, 7:55 pm

I'm writing a short story and I need a creepy childrens song to reference in it. I want it to be one that tells the child to keep quiet and not speak. Similiar to "hush little baby" only creepier?

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Meaning behind dreams


Posted Friday January 10 2014, 9:40 pm

I have extreamly random dreams sometimes. And there are rarely similarities between them.
But everytime I dream of being in a situation where I yell or scream, my throat closes and very little sound comes our I can't speak at all. Its strange, because I can even feel my thoat closing up and/or the hoarseness of my voice. Even when I was little it's been like that.

I am very curious about if this means something specific or means nothing at all.

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Whats wrong with me


Posted Friday December 27 2013, 1:26 pm

I am a nice person but I have acne, I'm really skinny, have a long neck, a flat chest, a flat butt, huge hands, fat fingers, really small wrists (I can fit in my baby bracelet), and I'm over all ugly. My best friend though is pretty, is big were she needs to be and all the boys like her. Is there something wrong with me? I wear makeup every day to "cover the ugly" but some how it just breaks through. I'm not asking for people to feel sorry for me I just want to know what I'm doing wrong

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TERA Online with mic


Posted Friday December 20 2013, 3:41 am

Can you use a mic with your party member(s) on the MMORPG TERA while out doing quests/fighting monsters together? Google isn't providing much clear information.

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scream music video


Posted Thursday December 19 2013, 1:46 am

What was that music video from the 90s that had sort of a storyline of the movie "scream"? I dont think it had actual scenes from the movie...but just showed the killer chasuing.the thing I remember they most was the killer being on a rooftop at one point. Any ideas what video this is? Thanks!

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Typhoon Haiyan


Posted Monday November 11 2013, 3:42 am

Was there any place in the Philippians not damaged by Typhoon Haiyan? Nothing I google seems to help with the answer.

My heart goes out to everyone who's been effected by the Typhoon.

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Gift card info?


Posted Wednesday November 6 2013, 4:23 pm

I have a friend online who got a gift card to a make up store I've bought things from before and wants to give it to me since she isn't going to use it. Is there anyway for her to find out my info such as name(my legal name)/address/debit card numbers/ect if I use it? We're fairly early in our friendship but still good enough friends that I believe she's being genuine but I'm always a little paranoid.

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Washing a teddy bear


Posted Sunday November 3 2013, 1:14 am

So I'd like the wash up my old teddy bear. It has sentimental value, as to be expected, and it really needs a washing as the far has become less fluffy and more..hard? Not really hard, but I'm not really sure how to explain it. Anyway, I was going to follow the directions at this link http://www.wikihow.com/Machine-Wash-Your-Teddy-Bear but when I finished reading and got down to the tips it says not to use heat when drying faux fur or the fur will melt. The directions above clearly state to dry in a dryer, which gets pretty hot. So I'm confused, can anyone explain this?

I'm assume faux fur is on all teddy bears or is that wrong? If so, how can I find out if mine has it or not?

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Baldness in hairline?


Posted Thursday October 31 2013, 4:23 am

So this is something I've always been curious about a girl I've known since kindergarten but never asked about for obvious reasons.

Around the 6th-7th grade, this girl I went to school with but wasn't great friends with started going bald at her hairline right where her hairline and forehead meet. It was very obvious and eventually some people starting calling her mean nicknames behind her back. I noticed her try multiple ways to hide it (like wearing her hair in side bangs or in a poof) but none ever really worked. I used to think she might have tried cutting her hair and just messed up really bad, but 8 years later and it's now even worse.

I've just seen her upload a new picture on Facebook recently and notic...

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how do I get my book published for free?


Posted Monday October 28 2013, 8:17 am

i am a writer......... i write fictions mostly... i want my books to be published....... is there a way i could do it free?i want the name of any free of cost and reliable publisher. (organisation or indivisual).... advice is badly needed

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I saw something evil & ghostly in my house. Has anyone else ever seen this?


Posted Saturday October 26 2013, 3:48 pm

I don't know if its a ghost or what but I saw this woman appear in my house and it scared the crap out of me. She had pale skin, long curly black hair and she had stitched up lips. It looked really evil and it was like it wanted me to know its there. It looked like something out of the walking dead. Now I'm scared. I'm not making this up and I'm not hallucinating. I've also been hearing voices that sound evil. I've been googling it and this is the closest image I could find that looks like what I saw.

http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/ca60e3b6548cd227462227694fbfe327/http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q113/Kiwikes777/Comments%20and%20Such/SewedLips.jpg


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Question about shoes


Posted Friday October 18 2013, 12:58 am

Okay so I have a pair of active socks, high socks that go halfway up your tibia. Here's the problem, I don't have vans OR converse and there is NO chance I'm getting a new pair within 4 Months cause my mom just got me expensive uggs.thanks mom! Btw I'm not sarcastic. I have a pair of nikes though. But the problem with that is i am aiming for cool clean girl look. I can do that with a pair of vans, active socks, a cute tank, and some shorties.i think this is tomboy cool:nikes, active socks, shorts, and a tank. Idk it just doesn't make the outfit look clean and sleek. I am trying to be a role model, dress what represents you and Idk if it does. Do you think it is a big deal? Well duh no, I am talking about shoes while other people are trying ...

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YouTube Monetization


Posted Wednesday October 16 2013, 6:12 am

I've been considering monetizing videos on my YouTube channel. But I'm confused about something.

I've seen a lot of accounts where some people only monetize some of their videos because a lot of them are of them singing song covers or have other copyrighted material.

Can you get in trouble for having a monetized account where some of your material is copyrighted? Or will you be okay as long as you don't try to monetize those videos?

Thanks.



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