spacefem answered Sunday October 12 2003, 10:07 am: Oh, damn you random weirdos. Okay, I bought a tootsie roll pop to test it out because here at Spacefem's Planet we go to great lengths to make our visitors happy. Unfortunately, I had to buy a whole bag of them because they wouldn't just sell me one at the grocery store (I tried, believe me) and the bag had all those nasty root beer flavored ones (we at Spacefem's Planet are kinda alright with root beer, but definately not things that are root beer flavored) so I had to find people to give all those away to. With that done, it was easier to find my favorite flavor, orange, and start licking. It took 1,343 licks before I got to tootsie roll. But then I got to thinking that I'd used really short licks, so I got another one (also orange) and just twirled it around while licking, that one took three big long licks. So inconclusion, the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop is undefined, there are too many variables and I don't feel like eating any more. [ spacefem's advice column | Ask spacefem A Question ]
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