No, seriously do not do this. They will hurt you. Many just emotionally and mentally, but a few might just track you down for sport. Really. This is the oldest question and the one they get more than anything else. All the really funny answers have been given and everyone who thought it was funny to ask it is now very sorry that they did and well on their way to recovery. [ Belgand's advice column | Ask Belgand A Question ]
Moop answered Saturday October 18 2003, 1:06 am: Most people fail to remember the end of that rhyme:
"A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
Mouse answered Friday October 17 2003, 3:53 pm: Scientific answer:
I don't think wood chucks really eat wood.
Better answer:
Enough wood to take over the world with, in alliance with the squirrels, at which point they shall force us all to work in their wood-and-nut mines. [ Mouse's advice column | Ask Mouse A Question ]
Splitzy answered Thursday October 16 2003, 7:45 pm: Well, it depends on what color the woodchuck is. You see, if the woodchuck was brown, it would only chuck wood until its teeth would come out. If the woodchuck was purple, it could chuck an infinate amount of wood. If the woodchuck was orange, then it wouldnt be able to chuck at all. [ Splitzy's advice column | Ask Splitzy A Question ]
dolphinlover answered Friday October 3 2003, 8:27 am: The answer is indeterminate, as different woodchucks have different appetites. That doesn't even take into consideration at all whether the woodchuck even feels like chucking, or has a full stomach. [ dolphinlover's advice column | Ask dolphinlover A Question ]
chocolatenutbar answered Thursday October 2 2003, 9:48 pm: If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck wood chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck.
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