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ok i'm getting the feeling lately that staplers and staples are out to take over the world. but they can't because the bunny slippers already claimed the world and the world domination rule book states very clearly that once an inanimate object claims some planet to dominate another inanimate object can not dominate it until the other inanimate object has taken over for at least 1 month (you now how things are). but now that i have found out about the staplers and staples i have the feeling that they want to kill me so that i don't ruin their plan. which is a very bad thing because they r now following me.....and getting closer...and closer...and Closer!...and CLOSER!!!...and ::runs away from staplers and staples::. sry that i have to run but those staples hurt when they combine forces with the staplers and staple your finger to the wall!i would talk to the Government but they are already trying to take over the World and could very well just help the staplers, staples, and bunny slippers and that would not be good.not good at ALL!!! so what should i do because i can't sleep because the bunny slippers will eat my feet, i can't stay still for too long because the staplers and staples will staple me to things, and there is a giant rabbit eating all of my flowers in my garden...which has nothing to do with anything but it still is a problem. What Should I do??? Oh no...the bunny slippers are coming...they're too fast...i can't out run them...they're coming....they're AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*monotous voice* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!! Plz excuse us while the bunny slippers take over the world, the staplers and staples mangle the author of this letter, and the the giant bunny in her backyard eats all of the flowers in her garden....
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The important question to ask yourself is: WWJDD? What would Johnny Depp do? Backwards it's Dumbass Dillweed Just Won't Work, the dumbass dillweed being, of course, Microsoft internet explorer. Anyway, as long as I still own the universe, it's all alright. (The universe is like a rented house. It belongs to one person, but the stuff inside of the house, say, like a fork, belongs to the one who the house is being rented to.) Oh, and just incase you've been too horribly mauled to notice, neither the staples and staplers nor the bunny slippers took over the world. It was the fluffy, otaku-boffing necrodendraphiliacs of the world. They actually won the elections. I was shocked. (I pissed off the Pikachu.)
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dude kira volka penguins are alive and not inatimate and clearly you both are wrong puppets are taking over the world
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Dude. Staples and staplers and bunny slippers cant take over the world.
the most recent edition of the INANIMATE TAKEOVER RULEBOOK states that if any object, animate or inanimate, takes over the world, no one else can unless they can defeat that object. since currently Penguins have taken over the world, they CANT take over. You are not going to be a victim cuz there is no reason for you to be.
Chill.
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First, buy some anti-bunny slippers repelent at your local Acme store. And while you're at it, buy some anvils, too.
Then lie down in bed and wait for the staplers to come.
When they come, jump out of bed quickly and pull the rope you so cleverly hid and anvils while fall on them.
Then the bunny-slippers will come.
The staplers will then shoot out, and staple the bunny-slippers against the wall.
Spray them with the repelent.
I don't know what you're so fussy about, though, the stpalers can't take over for another month.
The pencils already have.
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Remember, staplers have a limited supply of ammo. Once they run out, they are vulnerable and can do no harm. Use that chance to stick some gum under the head and neutralize the stapler for good. As for the bunny, one word: shotgun.
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