Advicenators Frequently Asked QuestionsMost Painfully Frequent Advice Questions (that we now delete)I wrote this poem tell me if it's good!
Please do not post your poetry here. If you need advice on how to be a poet or launch your poetry career, that's okay, because this is an advice site. But it's not an opinion site. Try going to http://www.your-poetry.com/ or search for poetry forums like this: http://www.google.com/search?&q=poetry+forum
who are you voting for in the election?!
Questions about political beliefs, our favorite colors, or where we live have nothing to do with advice. We'd suggest posting on http://www.misterpoll.com if you just want lots of opinions on something that has nothing to do with your life.
am I fat?
that's a question for http://www.am-i-fat.com/ ! There's also this simple Am I Fat? Quiz For Teens that might help you out: http://pediatrics.about.com/cs/obesity/l/bl_amifat_quiz.htm
there's this guy/girl I like. what should I do?
Well, if you think even a little bit that they might like you back, tell them about it. Nothing really direct, just, "I think you're really cool and wish you were my boyfriend/girlfriend because we'd have a great time." If you're not sure, or too chicken to tell them, just try to be the best friend you can be and go with it. Being friends is pretty cool all the time, and it keeps you open to all possibilities.
how do I know if this guy/girl likes me?
Are they willing to carry on complete conversations with you? Then they like you enough. Really, the other person's emotions never matter as much as your own, which you can control.
how do I change the size of my boobs/legs/butt/whatever?
most of that is related to the DNA you were born with, so there's no way to change it, sorry. No magic cream makes your boobs bigger. No magic pill will give you a bigger penis. If anything does both, we're a little worried. Chances are nobody cares anyway. Girls don't care about penis size, guys don't care about boob size (unless they're shallow assholes). If you're 14 none of that stuff is going to stay the same until you're like 22 (I'm serious) so keep hope alive and concentrate on improving your mind instead of dwelling on appearance.
how can I be better at kissing/french kissing/masterbating/giving head, etc.?
There are a million other websites on this. Try searching for whatever you want to do, like if you want to give good head, search for "how to give good head" on google or something. If you're insecure about your kissing skills, search for "be a better kisser". Again, it's not one of those issues you should dwell on a whole lot. Anyone your with should be so happy to be getting head or kissing you that it doesn't matter.
someone make me a layout for my column/xanga/webpage/t-shirt?
This isn't an advice question, it's a job offer (for one that doesn't pay, 99% of the time). If you want cool layouts, you need to go learn HTML. Also, we discourage questions about specific websites like xanga or AOL simply because most people here aren't involved.
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